Monday equations.

searching for trips to mexico online = romantic daydreaming!

girl I don't really care for getting fat = smug secret glee!

dog in the house = broken wine glasses!

wanting a salad for lunch = 2 slices of greasy fattening pizza!

gas = beano!

bad hair = salon appointment!

elizabethtown = not as bad a movie as everyone says!

"boy howdy" = the weirdest phrase I've ever heard!

mondays = laguna beach on mtv!