searching for trips to mexico online = romantic daydreaming!
girl I don't really care for getting fat = smug secret glee!
dog in the house = broken wine glasses!
wanting a salad for lunch = 2 slices of greasy fattening pizza!
gas = beano!
bad hair = salon appointment!
elizabethtown = not as bad a movie as everyone says!
"boy howdy" = the weirdest phrase I've ever heard!
mondays = laguna beach on mtv!