I already get enough hits from people googling "plantar's wart" as it is, but whatever- I may as well be a fucking expert by now. So wart talk with Rosie T. it is!
This morning I had yet another freeze treatment on the hideous plantar's wart that has permanently taken up residence in my foot.
I tell the nurse that we seriously need to go in for the kill this time, that I am DONE having this wart on my foot. Empowered by my agressive, no-nonsense attitude toward wart removal, she gets all excited and with each spray of the nitrogen tank says "AW YEAH! I think we got her this time!" or "That's it -I think that's the one!", like she is playing paintball, not spraying gaseous fumes upon my warty foot.
When she is all done with the 3-spray treatment she says, all serious and satisfied-like in her husky voice: We really nailed the hell out of it, Rosie.
And my god, I totally hope she's right.