Mugging 'dem be so easy.
Let me just share with you a "comment" that was written by a student on an application for a fundraising job in our office:
i be like taking cash money for da school whenever, be like mugging 'dem be so easay. School profit RISE! Plus I be havin' a good GPA, and you know I be like 'da man since i got ya for CSM 101 last semester that class was da bomb!
Dude, you be hired!