Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Bananas and blow.

Holy apeshit freakout, girls and boys! This summer is completely passing me by. I still haven't: gone camping, pumped a watermelon full of vodka, been on a boat, made sangria, gone to a pool, eaten tomatoes from the garden, used up my sunblock, gone to Film on the Rocks, watched the sun set from a mountain, been to the symphony in the park, had a picnic, played golf, skinny dipped, stayed up all night, gone fishing, been to Mishawaka for a show, gone tubing, bought flowers for my house, made a kickass potato salad, gotten enough freckles, read trashy novels on a beach, sat around a bonfire, thrown a big blowout, or eaten enough fruit.

What in the lord's good name praise jesus hallelujah to your mother is wrong with me?


At 3:38 PM, Blogger i know, i can smell it said...

I'm in the same boat...it seems like this happened last summer too.

What's that saying? Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.

At 2:15 PM, Blogger Howard said...

That headline certainly got my attention. No, I was thinking about smoking banana peels and snorting cocaine. Gaaa! Get your mind out of the gutter!

At 2:37 PM, Blogger African Kelli said...

That is a very good question. :) Sounds like you've got a couple of wild weekends ahead of you.
This weekend I plan to:
skinny dip
watch the sunset
run a long, brutal desert run
play with dogs
count stars
I am wishing the same for you!

At 3:11 PM, Anonymous hubs said...

about half completed.

stuck in a cabana
livin' on bananas
and blow

At 5:17 PM, Anonymous Kath said...

Lemme see...you can make potato salad this weekend, I'll bring fruit, we can eat as we drink and and stay up all night...that should knock a couple off your list!

Let's hear it for multitasking :-)

At 5:59 PM, Anonymous Leah said...

What a freakin brilliant list.

At 8:33 PM, Blogger Rosie said...

i really would like to be stuck in a cabana....and i just might need some blow to get all of this shit done.

At 12:38 PM, Blogger John said...

never been on a boat eh ? -
Was there in Telluride with ya too... (see that tall burnt guy in the crowd), was a good one... keep the funs and do the never dones....


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