Your secretary is in fact important.
Hey! Don't forget about those administrative professionals today! Yep, that's right....those who type your memos, do your filing, shred your documents, print your letters, make your calls, pick up your dry cleaning, run your errands, pay your bills, mow your lawn, scrub your toilets, coddle your kids, snoop through your drawers, eat your food, pick your boogers.....whatever!
Today is their day! Get thee to the nearest florist and get 'em a plant or something, SLACKERS!